rules of summer: pool edition
Oh I've spent many a sleepless night pondering what my first "how to" should be. I'll spare you a braid or smokey eye tutorial and give you what I do best: how to amuse yourself in a boring situation, pool edition. It was too hot to be anywhere besides the pool in Palm Springs so should you find yourself in a similar summertime situation, these are my tips:
1. Stealthily swim up to the side of the pool and stare at other hotel guests. See what they do.
2. Create a synchronized swimming routine. Boyfriend optional, but highly recommended for a more advanced routine with flip/jump integration.
3. Play I Spy. Choose something barely visible. Witness the struggle.
4. See how long you can do things: how long you can hold your breath, sit at the bottom of the pool, float et al.
5. Make sure you have a cocktail in your hand approximately 60-75% of the time.
You're welcome.
haha! great tips! wish i was going somewhere with a pool!
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BRILLIANT. I love the I Spy idea!
ReplyDeletexo Josie
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Cocktail only 60-75%?! Im surprised you didnt incorporate it into the swimming routine.
ReplyDeleteStephanie-
ReplyDeleteNo no, cocktail 100% of the time, physically in your hand 60-75%. you gotta be hands free sometimes to properly execute the moves girlfriend!
lol so cute!!
ReplyDeleteAmber's Notebook
Love this post!
ReplyDelete♥ Gina Michele
CrochetClouds
i love this. you're hilarious and cute to boot. maybe will see you tonight!
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tara
www.thewondergirl.com
Such great ideas - I love all of these things.
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haha this cracks me up! I couldn't agree more with the cocktail in hand- it's a must!
ReplyDeleteGreat post, darling! I especially agree with the drink in my hand:) Love your blog and now following! Maybe you'll have time to visit my blog:)
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Annabelle
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